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Border patrol wives offer Nancy Pelosi a personal tour – ‘stop pretending that you care’

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Border patrol wives offer Nancy Pelosi a personal tour – ‘stop pretending that you care’

The Wives of the Rio Grande Valley Border Patrol posted an open letter to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, inviting her to visit McAllen, Texas, to see the border for herself.

“We the WIVES OF THE RGV (Rio Grande Valley) BP (Border Patrol) would like to cordially invite you to come visit McAllen, TX as President Trump did,” the letter began, which was posted to Facebook.

“It appears you are not busy today or any day, until Tuesday when you will return from your 4-day vacation. Since you’ve closed the House, you should come visit us!!,” the women went on.

“Most of us wives will be home and available. We will not be grocery shopping, dropping off dry cleaning, taking our cars for oil changes, throwing our children birthday parties, or even jetting off to Puerto Rico for a few days. Heck, some of us didn’t even sign our kids back up for activities b/c it appears you are unable or unwilling to negotiate. So, like I said, we’ll be here!!”

The letter went on to say that they would “like to show (Pelosi) around.”

“You don’t need to bring any security detail. Our husbands/boyfriends/fiances/wives/significant others are actually very good at their jobs, thank goodness! And since you see no threat here, I’m sure you can just make a quick flight down here alone.”

The group went on to outline what they thought of Pelosi’s unyielding stance on funding for the border wall:

“When you ask Trump to open the Government, then you’ll negotiate, even though you already said you won’t secure our border….this is kind of like when our kids want to eat dessert first, but they swear they’ll eat their broccoli after.”

The women went on to say that many of them had savings to lean on in the face of the shutdown, but “we also recognize a weak leader when we see one, and we realize you may take a while to come around.

“We’d also appreciate if you’d stop pretending that you care about federal workers. If you did, you would care for their safety, not just their paychecks. We can hold out a while longer if it means our husbands and communities are safer.

“You don’t even need to worry about those MS-13 gang members you’ll see running across the Border. Our guys and gals catch a lot of them. Like I said, they are good at their jobs!! I mean, if we had a wall we’d catch way more of them. But thanks to your laws, the ones we do catch we’ll take to our huge air-conditioned building, feed them, let them clean up, offering them clothes/hats/socks, maybe play on the billiard tables, or ping pong, or watch a movie, all while they wait for our charter bus to drive them to their ‘family’ that lives in L.A. I mean, you don’t need to worry about that…OMG I just realized…isn’t L.A. part of your state?? Wow, sorry. My bad!

“Also, it appears you do not own a pair of big girl pants. Do not worry, us BP wives own many pairs. In fact, that’s all we own! We’d love to give you a pair of ours, you know we’d buy you your own, but we’re trying not to spend right now.

The letter ended with the group saying that they “look forward” to seeing Pelosi soon.

The Facebook Post garnered just over 600 shares at the time of this writing, and was picked up by Fox News who interviewed two of the women part of the RGV BP wives.

https://youtu.be/L-6_ys0-AXk

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